Welcome To My World!

I figure now is as good a time as any to start a blog. I've been looking for a place to park my thoughts and I think my friends are tired of hearing my bitchy commentary on life. So, here we go:

I bounce around a lot but always return to "Central Command" aka my apartment. I've taken extended stays in LA, Vegas, and a couple little get-aways to New York and Chicago but those residential transplants only last as long as the boyfriend does. I usually get bored after the 4th date. What can I say? I love to travel and I'm a sucker for a guy who likes to pick up the tab.

Haven't hit 30 yet. Still have a few years to go and I'm determined to cram in as much as possible. After all, the Mayans predict we're all going tits-up in December of 2012. I'm not saying there's any truth to it but I'd hate to be wrong. (Life's too short not to have awesome shoes so I buy every cute pair I can when my wallet allows.)

I'm in the Food/Drink Industry. You order, I deliver- plain and simple. Call it what you want but don't call me a "server" (sounds too "master and slave" to me) don't call me a "cocktailer" (has the same ring to it as "hooker") and if you call me a beer wench or drink-dog I'll serve your ass on a platter (garnished with a lemon wedge and served with a smile.)

To date, I've escaped marriage. This includes 2 proposals, one actual engagement. I've taken a back-seat to this whole dating thing. I'm not into the whole courtship ritual thing. What it boils down to is that I'm not shaving my legs or waxing anything unless I'm guaranteed I'm getting laid. Selfish? No, I'm just a girl with priorities.

So that's my song and dance. How do ya like it?

FYI- I'm not a tech/social media genius or guru. I can barely manage my email. I set up a twitter account last night (yeah, I'm going all out) and I prefer payphones and answering machines to cells and voicemail. I'm old school. So if you have any suggestions on how to "do this" or if I'm committing "blog faux pas" please intervene and help a sister out!